“Mrs. Diddy” Arrested

It’s not really polite to call people crazy, so I’ll just say Cemelia Green, is a few fries and a whole biscuit short of a two-piece combo.
Bless her heart, but she was walking around claiming to be the wife of Diddy.
Uh, Cemelia, talk to Kim Porter: We know Diddy isn’t marrying anybody.
Police say Green appeared at a home in East Hampton on Feb. 12, claiming to be Diddy’s wife.

A maintenance worker soon called the police police, but Green must have ran track back in her day because she made a run for it before the po-po arrived.
Naturally, runaway bride was still caught.
According to reports, the Jacksonville, Florida based-woman has pleaded not guilty to criminal mischief and trespassing.
She’s free on $5,000 bail.
Hopefully the first place she went was her local pharmacy.