Thursday, March 4, 2010

10 REASONS TO MISS LIL WAYNE WHILE HE'S LOCKED UP


Show Stopper
1.Weezy's energy will be difficult to replace. During his sentence, Wayne will miss the BET Awards and the MTV VMA's which are both slated to be held in Los Angeles.


Quote Monster
2.Wayne's quotes are like stray bullets: they can go in any direction. From radio to TV to magazine interviews, Dwayne Carter's tongue is a deadly weapon.


Collabo King
3.Madonna, Justin Beiber, Drake, Jay-Z, who hasn't this man collaborated with? With Wayne leaving for eight months, there has to be a couple key collaborations locked in the safe waiting to escape.


Father of the Year
4.It's no question 2009 was a busy year for the father of four. Weezy's love interests will have to slow down once he's behind bars.


Video Vandal
5.Mr. Carter shot an estimated 15 videos right before heading into the big house. Videos for Wayne's "Carter 4" opus and Drake's "Thank Me Later" debut were shot as well.


Rockstar Repertoire
6.The full blooming of Weezy's rockstar repertoire will have to wait another eight months before it completely blossoms.


Twitter Titan
7.In just eight days, Weezy turned his account into the hottest thing on Twitter. Brain teasers and all, Wayne's tweets will have to wait for him to see the light of day.


Mixtape Mongrel
8.When it comes to mixtapes, they'll never be the same. And in a eight month span, Wayne's absence may leave the mixtape circuit a bit more than damaged.


Weezy's Women
9.The media has a field day when it comes to finding out Weezy's next queen. But it will be eight months before anyone knows who Cupid pairs Wayne with next.


The Cup
10.The mystery that is Wayne's cup is a tricky one. Though he admitted to quitting the lethal cough syrup beverage, Weezy still has a habit of toting it around. What is in that cup?

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